Dailydial 009: What's The Opposite of Milk?

Daily Dialed: Amanda J.P.
Coordinates: Vinton, Louisiana
Local Time: May 3'rd, 2009 10:08pm
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega

Ever play the opposite game with a complete stranger after your bedtime? No, it's not a new Stephen King novel - it's the daily dial and Amanda loves it:D

Amanda: hello?

Vega: HI, is this Amanda???

Amanda: Yes, this is her - who's this?

Vega: Well, this is Vincent with the dailydial for CreditCovers - your covers were sent out a couple weeks ago, and I'm calling to make sure that they got there okay and to hear how people are reacting to them so far!

Amanda: Oh, people like them alot - they ask me what that is - cause I got the PreppyPink design and it sort of stands out...

Vega: that's awesome - I love that you have one that is unmistakably NOT a creditcard:) that's cool that you've only had it for a week and people are already commenting on it -

Amanda: yeah, I end up having to tell them where to get them but it's cool getting to talk to new people and stuff.

Vega: Absolutely - listen, Amanda I have a very important question to ask you that's going to seem a little random - but I want you to give it your best shot, okay?

Amanda: uhm, okay I'll try.

Vega: What is the opposite of milk?

Amanda: oh, gosh - I don't know -

Vega: there are no right and wrong answers.

Amanda: hmmmmmmmm... water?

Vega: fantastic - you know about 90% of people I ask say water - it's sort of a default answer.

Amanda: really?

Vega: Yep - really. But that's cool. Listen, Amanda - have an awesome day and thanks for being cool enough to buy CreditCovers:)

Amanda: haha, okay - thanks. Have a good night.

When I was first heard this question in a song I was while I was helping proof a friend's CD debut, I thought about it for a few minutes before deciding that the answer was balsamic vinegar - it's black, acidic, and nobody puts milk on their salad;) Hope you have a great day, Kids - get yourself hooked up with some CreditCovers and maybe you'll be next on the dailydial's random question platform;)

Daily Dial 008: Vegetarian T-Rex Killer

Daily Dialed: Ashlee M.
Coordinates: Middlebury, CT - USA
Local Time: April 8th, 2009 11:56pm
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega

Sometimes people call late at night - to ask what kind of dinosaur you'd want to be - and then you defend your choice in a state of partial consciousness. That has probably NEVER happened ONCE in all of history - and Ashlee was certainly the first person to choose to be a Cannibalistic Defender of the Herbivores!

Ashlee: (clearly was asleep) hello?

Vega: Ashlee, good morning - sort of - hey did you buy some CreditCovers recently?

Ashlee: What? no, I didn't buy anything.

Vega: Well I'm pretty sure you did, I'm asking if you own CreditCovers - skins for your Creditcards - did you buy some recently?

Ashlee: Oh, yeah yeah...

Vega: Amazing - how's that working out for you? Did you get them alright? What are people saying about them?

Ashlee: Oh, yeah I got them a couple weeks ago or a month or something - people like them, they ask what they are and I tell them.

Vega: Very cool, well my name's Vincent Vega and this is something called the dailydial - where I call CreditCover owners and ask them fun random questions.

Ashlee: Oh, okay, cool -

Vega: So if you could be any dinosaur - which one would you be and why?

Ashlee: Wow, that is random... probably Tyrannosaurus Rex so I wouldn't be eaten.

Vega: That's a good plan, you'd have to eat a bunch of dinosaurs though...

Ashlee: BUT I'd be a NICE Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Vega: Really? I'm not sure you'd be alive for very long - T-Rex needed to eat meat, would you scavenge for already dead dinosaurs? what would you do for food?

Ashlee: Yeah, that's true - but I'd eat the mean Tyrannosauruses!

Vega: Okay! So you'd sort of be an herbivore defense squad... Very cool:)

Ashlee: Yeah...

Vega: Awesome, go back to sleep Ashlee - I love the way your brain works.

Ashlee: Goodnight!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Ashlee. Proving ONCE AGAIN that CreditCover owners are the most creative, attractive, intelligent humans on Earth. We wish you the sweetest of Tyrannosaurus slaying dreams, Ashlee - Hero of the Herbivores;)

Daily Dial 006: Would You Like Some Mauro?

Daily Dialed: Mauro M.
Coordinates: Ridgewood, NY - USA
Local Time: April 6th, 2009 12:46pm
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega

Happy Lunchtime, Superfreaks!!! Mauro knows what HE'S taking to a desert island - DO YOU? It's an easy mental formula - just ask yourself the question "if I was going to get stuck on a desert island I would take CreditCovers and ____________." What would you want to have with you after scoring style points with the Island's native inhabitants???

Mauro: Hello?

Vega: Hey, is this Mauro?

Mauro: Yes.

Vega: Mauro - this is Vincent Vega with the DailyDial for CreditCovers, what are you doing right now? I'm hearing alot of noise...

Mauro: I'm just walking to work - it's loud.

Vega: Cool! So how did CreditCovers find you?

Mauro: Well my wife met the company owner and he gave her a couple samples - so I saw
them and went online and got the Black and White ones.

Vega: Awesome, she met Anthony!

Mauro: Yes -

Vega: Well, we call people who own CreditCovers to get to know our customers better and it's awesome that you're out there showing them off!

Mauro: Yes, I wanted to get a custom card but these are really cool and easy.

Vega: So Mauro - I have a question for you, are you ready?

Mauro: Sure -

Vega: So here's the scenario: You're going to a desert Island and can only take 2 items - You take CreditCovers and What else?

Mauro: hahaha, well - I guess my cellphone.

Vega: Good choice, Mauro - have an awesome day!

Mauro: yes - you too.

Mauro wasn't the most verbose person I've ever spoken with - but he didn't hesitate in developing his arsenal of tools for survival... Because the only thing more important than impressing the retailers on a desert island - is calling your friends to brag about it;) Hey Mauro - I only brought a Knife and some water - can I make some calls or are you over your
minutes???

Daily Dial 005: Welcome to Jamaica!!!

Daily Dialed: Philip H.
Coordinates: Jamaica(just kidding not the real jamaica), New York.
Local Time: Friday April 3rd 7:59pm
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega

This kid clearly thought he was being harassed by a prank caller OR an FBI agent - but it was neither... It was - THE DAILY DIAL!!! Silly Jamaican - Tricks are for Kids;)

Philip: Hello?

Vega: PHILIP - Is this PHILIP H.???

Philip: uhm, yes - who's this?

Vega: Philip, this is Vincent Vega calling with the Daily Dial for CreditCovers. Philip, do you own a CreditCover?

Philip: Okay, yeah I own one that I bought a while ago...

Vega: Dude, wow, you sounded like you thought I was the FBI when I first called:) I'm NOT the FBI. This is something we do every day where I call random owners and ask them about their adventures with CreditCovers.

Philip: Yeah, I didn't know WHO you were. I bought the BlackOut design because I didn't like the way my card looked, just wanted it to look different.

Vega: Awesome - So what's the craziest thing that's happened so far with your CreditCover?

Philip: Alot of people comment on it - they don't know what it is at first...

Vega: Yeah, they need to be educated:) So I actually used to drive past where you live on the way to Edinboro University from my house - and I remember I was always like "shit, how is it legal for a town to name itself after a Country??? Jamaica - that's not cool - now I want Palm Trees!!!"

Philip: Ha, yeah I guess.

Vega: So what are you doing RIGHT NOW, Philip?

Philip: Uhm, I'm driving.

Vega: Insane - I'm watching the sunset in short shorts. Seriously.

Philip: haha, cool.

Vega: Yes. Well listen man, keep spreading the gospel and I'll talk to you soon!

Philip: Cool, well I'm definitely going to be buying some more CreditCovers man -

Vega: Awesome - Peace;)

This kid is on the path to enlightenment - he just needs some more tickets to the show - like some more designs in his arsenal of cards... Oh, and Philip - we've got a little something just for the REAL Jamaican in you;) PULL UP!

Daily Dial 004: Bonnie and Clyde

Daily Dialed: Emily S.
Coordinates: Pacific Grove, USA
Local Time: Thursday April 2nd, 10:20am
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega

It's time to get down from your mechanical bulls and leave your twister mats to rejoin the work force - that's right, it's Friday... morning!!! This girl was the most talkative person I've ever called and it was 7:20am in her realiTEA. New puppy, CreditCover eaten by an evil machine, Lover of all things caffeinated, Emily - from all of us at CreditCovers: How do you feel about cloning?

Emily: (sleepy) hello?

Vega: Hi, is this Emily S?

Emily: Yes, who's this?

Vega: Emily, GOOD MORNING - this is Vincent Vega calling with CreditCovers, did I wake you up?

Emily: No, no... I was up - just haven't had my coffee yet:)

Vega: Nice, well this is the DailyDial where we call random CreditCover owners and ask about their experience with CreditCovers, but yours haven't arrived yet because they were just sent out - so I wanted to call you to see what the apprehension is like - are you excited to get them?

Emily: Actually, I've had CreditCovers for a while -

Vega: Oh, so you're RE-ordering more CreditCovers? Badass!

Emily: Yeah, this guy came into where I used to work and he had a "BloodSuckers" Cover and I was like "I love that, I want one" so I bought it. Then I bought a bunch more of the "Spot On" Obama ones and started giving them out to my friends. But I just lost my favorite Cover...

Vega: How did that happen?

Emily: Well, you know how if you don't get your card in like 45 seconds when you use the ATM it will keep it so that it doesn't get stolen? Well I forgot my card, so the machine sucked it back in when I walked away - and then I called the bank and this lady was like "Oh, your card was the one with the cool Bloodsucking Financial Institution writing on it, right? WE SHREDDED IT!"

Vega: What? That sucks! I guess they do that to all the cards but she had to be like "Oh, this one right here? I'm destroying it, Muahahahaha!"

Emily: haha, yeah - so the bank I used to work for merged with this other bank that sucks and they didn't even ask us about the decision so I bailed, and now I need to have a BloodSuckers...
That's how I feel about them.

Vega: Wow, awesome - so I have a question, Emily - If gravity suddenly reversed itself, what would you want to be holding onto?

Emily: Oh, my new puppy, he's a black lab and his name is Clyde!!!

Vega: Emily, you're awesome. Have a great Friday -

Emily: You too!

Vega: Talk soon.

I'm pretty sure that Clyde is the luckiest dog alive, because Emily sounds like a kickass roomate. When asked what they would hold onto, the vast majority of humans say "a tree, a building, a fence" something stationary to preserve their life - but Emily wants to float away in peace with Clyde and her CreditCovers... Rock on, Emily:)

Daily Dial 003: Aliens LOVE April Fool's

Daily Dialed: Felicia
Coordinates: Las Vegas, USA
Local Time: Wednesday April 1st, 11:00 pm
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega

April Fools was over for the CreditCovers on the East Coast... but on the West Coast they were still celebrating!!! Soooo I decided to call and chat with a human from a Timezone to the left of me - She was a little apprehensive about taking a phonecall at 11:22pm, but when I mentioned aliens I think she started to relax.

Felicia: (random background noise of typing and television) Hello???

Vega: Hi, is this Felicia?

Felicia: Uh, yeah - who's this?

Vega: This is Vincent calling with CreditCovers, do you know how long you've had your CreditCovers?

Felicia: Oh, I don't know - haha - probably like a year or so?

Vega: Cool, so once in a while we call random customers to see how their experience with their Covers has been and hear about any cool stories they might have to tell us........ Do you have any cool stories to tell us, Felicia?

Felicia: Not really, sometimes people will say "what's this thing on your card?"

Vega: And what do you tell them when they ask?

Felicia: I just tell them "it's a CreditCover".

Vega: Is that the craziest thing that's ever happened?

Felicia: Uhm, yeah -

Vega: You should start telling them that it's your alien tracking device when they ask - I bet then you'd have some crazy stories in NO time.

Felicia: Haha, yeah...

Vega: Well you have a great night, Felicia - next time I call I want some crazy stories.

Felicia: Alright, goodnight.


This girl made me realize that CreditCovers are the ultimate pet - they're cute, great for starting conversations with the opposite sex, and they NEVER PEE ON ANYTHING. So go adopt some more CreditCovers, or if you don't have any - wait, there is NO way you're cool enough to read this blog without having any CreditCovers;)

DailyDial 002: CreditCovering the Commandant

Daily Dialed: Norman
Coordinates: Missoula, USA
Local Time: Tuesday March 31st, 10:15 am
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega

Ever wonder how a marine could GET any more passionate about wearing camoflauge??? So did Norman - so he went straight to the top and sent his friend a "Can't See This" CreditCover. Now every time the former Commandant of the US Marine Corps buys a new rifle the man behind the counter has no doubt - this person is totally committed to invisibility.

Norman: Hello?

Vega: Hi, Norman?

Norman: Yes, that's Me -

Vega: How's life, Norman – This is CreditCovers calling to see how everything's working out with your Covers, which one's your favorite?

Norman: Well, the "Water Series" blends in a bit, but before that I had bloodsuckers and that got a lot of attention. I actually sent the camoflauge Can't See This design to a retired General, the former commandant of the Marine Corps

Vega: REALLY? That's insane, Norman. How does he like it?

Norman: Oh, he thinks it's great -

Vega: Every marine should probably have a camoflauge CreditCover.

Norman: Haha, well he's retired, but yes.

Vega: So what's you favorite thing about CreditCovers?

Norman: Well, I like the talking point, people asking about them.

Vega: Definitely, I like the edgier designs, I love getting a reaction when I make purchases:) Hey have a fantastic day, Norman I'm glad to hear everything's good with your Covers!

Norman: Alright, well you have a good day also.

Vega: Oh, Norman – check out the CreditCovers blog for our conversation, you just made the DailyDial.

DailyDial 001: Natalie fights a t-rex

Daily Dialed: Natalie G.
Coordinates: USA
Local Time: Monday March 30th, 10:12 am
DailyDialer: Vince Vega

Hello nascar fans. Today I'm really in the mood to find out what someone would wear if they were going to meet a real live T-rex. Watch closely as I call a random customer from our database and try to keep them on the phone without selling them anything...

Vega: Natalie!?! Natalie have you ever purchased a CreditCover?

Natalie: Hi, uhm yes, yes I have...

Vega: Well... How's that working out for you?

Natalie: Uhm great – it's great

Vega: Did you get your order and everything? How are people responding to your new card?

Natalie: Yeah, I got it pretty quickly actually – and They like it – they're always like “what's that?” and I tell them “oh it's my cover”

Vega: Nice, you should be telling them “that's my CreditCover from creditcovers.com, it's insanely cool.”

Natalie: haha, yes.

Vega: So I have a very important question for you...

Natalie: What's that?

Vega: What would you wear if you had to fight a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Natalie: What?

Vega: What outfit would you wear if you had to fight a Tyrannosaurus Rex right now?

Natalie: Uhm, a suit of armor.

Vega: Like Titanium Armor, or Iron Armor?

Natalie: Probably Titanium.

Vega: Awesome, Titanium rocks. Well listen, you have a wonderful day, Natalie.

Natalie: Yes, you too.

Vega: Keep spreading the Gospel;)

Natalie: haha alright:)

You could be next! Go buy stuff at CreditCovers and we might call you at 2 am to ask a random question!