Daily Dialed: Felicia
Coordinates: Las Vegas, USA
Local Time: Wednesday April 1st, 11:00 pm
DailyDialer: Vincent Vega
April Fools was over for the CreditCovers on the East Coast... but on the West Coast they were still celebrating!!! Soooo I decided to call and chat with a human from a Timezone to the left of me - She was a little apprehensive about taking a phonecall at 11:22pm, but when I mentioned aliens I think she started to relax.
Felicia: (random background noise of typing and television) Hello???
Vega: Hi, is this Felicia?
Felicia: Uh, yeah - who's this?
Vega: This is Vincent calling with CreditCovers, do you know how long you've had your CreditCovers?
Felicia: Oh, I don't know - haha - probably like a year or so?
Vega: Cool, so once in a while we call random customers to see how their experience with their Covers has been and hear about any cool stories they might have to tell us........ Do you have any cool stories to tell us, Felicia?
Felicia: Not really, sometimes people will say "what's this thing on your card?"
Vega: And what do you tell them when they ask?
Felicia: I just tell them "it's a CreditCover".
Vega: Is that the craziest thing that's ever happened?
Felicia: Uhm, yeah -
Vega: You should start telling them that it's your alien tracking device when they ask - I bet then you'd have some crazy stories in NO time.
Felicia: Haha, yeah...
Vega: Well you have a great night, Felicia - next time I call I want some crazy stories.
Felicia: Alright, goodnight.
This girl made me realize that CreditCovers are the ultimate pet - they're cute, great for starting conversations with the opposite sex, and they NEVER PEE ON ANYTHING. So go adopt some more CreditCovers, or if you don't have any - wait, there is NO way you're cool enough to read this blog without having any CreditCovers;)
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